Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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