The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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