Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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