brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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