when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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