Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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