She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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