No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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