Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
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