$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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