im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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