chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
someone owes me an orgasm
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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