I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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