all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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