I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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