I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
What did we do last night that was yellow?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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