We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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