oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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