I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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