i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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