marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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