Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
What should our trivia night team be named?
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trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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