yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Randomize