He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
