that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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