Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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