i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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