And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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