People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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