I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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