If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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