So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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