absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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