I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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