why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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