Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i just google imaged poop.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
You took a bar mat shot.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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