My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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