My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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