pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
i think my cat just said my name.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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