is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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