so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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