So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Randomize
