watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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