Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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