she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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