There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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