he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Dicks are not precious.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
