the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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