Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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