so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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