She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Randomize
