I'm really into asian looking animals
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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