i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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