But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
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